I Write

What are some tips for advanced writers?

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When I was seven years old I plagiarized stories from science fiction magazines so my teachers would think I was smart.
When I was 22 years old I thought girls would like me if I wrote a novel. I spent so much time writing that I was thrown out of graduate school.
My first book caused me to get fired when my boss thought I stole all his ideas.
My blog posts have caused me to lose my sister and mother and many friends who no longer speak to me. My sister wrote me, “you’re a horrible person”.
But I still want people to like me.
Tip #1: NOBODY IS AN ADVANCED WRITER. Everyone needs to improve. I’ve written 13 books. Some bestsellers. I write every day. I’ve written for many different media. The more success someone has, the more they think they are a horrible writer.
Tip #2: READ OUT LOUD. Read every sentence you write out loud. If it sounds boring, kill it.
Tip #3: TAKE A STORY YOU LOVE AND WRITE IT OUT. It has to be a great story you love. I like the story “Emergency” by Denis Johnson. I write it out over and over as if I’m writing it. I don’t know why this works and maybe it doesn’t (see Tip #1) but I like doing it.
Tip #4: STEAL. If you see a line you like in another book, figure out how you would rewrite it, even slightly, and then steal it. It’s still beautiful.
Tip #5: I TOOK IT OUT WHEN I REWROTE THIS. It was bullshit.
Tip #6: READ. Read writers who write exactly how you want to write. Because then you will pretty close to them. But then mix it up. Read different writers every day.
Tip #7: THE 2 DAY RULE: If you don’t write for 2 days in a row then you’ll be a bad writer again and have to build up.
Tip #8: WAITER’S PAD. Any semi-interesting thing that happens to you or you think about, quickly write it down on a waiter’s pad. YOU WILL ALWAYS FORGET IT if you don’t.
Tip #9: SOMEONE DIES IN THE FIRST LINE. Even in a non-fiction essay about bioplastics, make sure YOU bleed in the first line. Else, people switch screens to Twitter.
Tip #10: THE F RULE. People read screens in an “F” pattern. They read the first line or two. Then they read down the left (hence list posts are so popular). So make sure you keep bleeding so they read more.
People are reading vampires. They only feed off the blood.
Tip #11: HUMOR. Kids laugh 300 times a day. Adults laugh only…5 times a day. Make an adult feel like a kid again. To “acquire” humor I often read something funny or watch standup. Humor isn’t ON all the time.
Tip #12: THE 30% RULE: When you are finished with your masterpiece, don’t stop rewriting until you have cut at least 30%.
Tip #13: URGENT. If a line is not urgent, take it out.
Tip #14: USEFUL: If your piece is not useful, or if it just repeats the boring stuff everyone else says, then don’t do it. Even if it’s fiction.
Tip #15: THE BILLIONAIRE RULE. If a girl barely out of her teenage years is not physically dominated by a billionaire who is plagued by emotional issues stemming from his father then chances are most of the world won’t read it.
Tip #16: THE LEARNING RULE: Everything you do, everything you read, everything you watch, write down 10 things you learned from it. This gives you something to write about.
Tip #17: GET PAID, GET LAID, LOSE WEIGHT. If you write non-fiction, those are the three things people like to read most.
Tip #18: BLOOD TRANSFUSION. Even though you’re bleeding your own blood, make sure it’s the same color as everyone else’s blood.
Tip #19. COFFEE: Drink coffee 20 minutes before you write. Sets your brain on fire. Makes you go to the bathroom. Cleans your body out before you set your heart on fire.
Tip #20: ABS: Always Be Storytelling. The story is how you were scared and you wanted something. Then you did something. Then you found something you needed.
Tip #21: BE VERY AFRAID: Don’t hit publish unless you’re scared what people will think of you.
Tip #22. BE A CRIMINAL. Break all of the rules. Not the above rules. EVERY rule. Artists steal, kill, lie, and play. Isabelle Allende says, “once a writer is born into a family, the family is over.” Be a killer.
And then I met the girl and she fell in love with me and we lived happily ever after.